A fast-growing company has to adjust to new conditions quickly, and we at Stream57 have generally been keeping our heads above water. We’ve opened record numbers of new accounts, and to keep up we’ve been developing new processes, streamlining our bureaucracy, expanding at both the productive and administrative levels, and keeping our personnel information up-to-date. We’re all set in all but one area.
We don’t have enough chairs.
We’re not picky. It doesn’t have to be gold-plated… it just has to have something to keep our butts company. Our office is flexible, and I think we’re getting a new one anyway, so we’ll give your office chair a great place to retire. Have a surplus of chairs? Recliners and stools bursting out your windows?
Here are a few reasons to let Stream57 adopt your seating apparatus.
1. We’ll give it a good home.
Your chair will be greatly appreciated by its new owners. It will be assigned to a new sales-person or developer, and they will attend to it carefully and protect it from molestation by upper-management. It will probably be traded from owner to owner, and late at night, event staffers will give your chair extra attention. Our floors are firm carpet, ideal for rolling without slippage, but not so soft that the chair will be frustrated. The lighting is excellent, and our employees know how to adjust your baby without hurting her.
2. Our chairs are friendly.
We DO have chairs… we just don’t have enough of them. Our family is currently made up of Steel Cases and Herman Millers, with a smattering of Kmart chairs, all well-socialized and housebroken. Even when its sitter has left the office and the maintenance crew closes the doors for the night, your chair won’t be lonely at Stream57. Perhaps it’ll find a new best friend, or even a mate, and maybe one day you can visit us and find that your chair has spawned a brood of young. Just think – the adorable hybrid of one of our Herman Millers and your La-Z-Boy, complete with red upholstery and adjustable arms.
3. Your chair will lead an active lifestyle
At Stream57, we don’t just coddle our furniture… we put it to good use, being productive and developing healthy habits. Chairs often move around the office, serving at event stations, visiting the development box, and occasionally joining other chairs for meetings in the offices. A developer may depend on your chair to be there, steadfast and stable, to provide the kind of environment necessary for coding a webcasting application. We’ll find a way to turn even saddest little cafeteria stool into a capable, well-bred coding chair.
So please, help us find seats for our growing staff of developers and sales-people. Your chair may even be assigned to a stressed-out Project Manager or a shoulder-rubbing Managing Partner. Do it for us… but more importantly, do it for a neglected chair in your own life. Give us a call today.
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- Currently 4.666667/5 Stars.
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